Well well well... now why the hell am i typing so many wells. Maybe 'coz during easter holidays, i visited Cardiff which happens to be the capitol of WALES [:D].. ah ah.. hey, don't beat me..ouch.. you moron, only 'coz i happen to crack some really stupid jokes, u cannot hit me so hard with that cricket bat of urs...aaaaaaooooooo... this is not good.. Cyber world is a democratic world where everybody is free to express his / her views and crack absolutely PAKAO jokes.. Also, the possibility of it (Cyber World) being ruled by a totalitarian government is lesser than that of US being ruled by Atal Bihari Vajpayee.. aaoooo.. oh for the sake of Shahid and Kareena, stop hitting me.. ouuucchh.. wat??? I swear to god that i didn't knew there relationship went for a ride on a NAWABI horse.. aaaaaahhhhhhh... KEEP TAT BAT AWAY ..
Thankyou... Talking about cricket bats, I recollect that today many of my friends have gone to see Brazil Vs Sweden "friendly" football match .. Now, don't you ask me this stupid question that how could I recollect information about football when I was talking about cricket bats.. Its elementary my dear Reader... Cricket happens to be India's unofficial national game and football, tat of England.. Now, since I am residing in England (for the time being), the aforementioned analogy came in my head. Simple. Isn't it?? [:D] ..naa na na na na.. I have hidden that cricket bat of yours. This great move has given me the CARTE BLANCHE of cracking EPJs (Extremely Poor / Phata Jokes). [;)]
Moving on, about seven of my friends have gone to watch this extremely "interesting" game. Now, don't you think that I was not invited. I was and that too very ceremoniously. No, you dud, they didn't take my footprints like the same are taken of a newly wedded wife. Something like, "Hey you.. yes you.. We have got an extra ticket and we are not able to sell it to somebody else (In other words, WE ARE NOT ABLE TO FIND ANY SUITABLE BAKRA). Now, you being the only Indian in immediate vicinity would have to purchase it. After all, KHARAB DINO MEIN EK INDIAN HI DUSRE INDIAN KE KAAM AATA HEIN.." The last line was sooo sentimental that it directly knocked at the gates of my heart. India... My India.. My Indians... I was overcome by emotions to such an extent that.. that.. that I ran away from there and when my friend asked me for my VERDICT, i CATEGORICALLY denied it..Reason: Overflowing emotions for the Indian community, which has prompted me to watch an Indian desi movie at home.. So here I am, watching CHAK DE INDIA for the umpteenth time and relishing the cold weather out here.. By the way, if you think that I am supporting movie piracy then your thought would have to take a back seat, for now, 'coz the DVD of CHAK DE INDIA has been released by the producers..
But, ad-hoc JINGOISTIC (read patriotic) feeling is not the only factor which has prompted me to turn down my friend's offer. You must have guessed it till now. No?? not till now? Ok, let me open the Pandora's box for you. (By the way, please explain to me the meaning of Pandora's box.. don't know from where did this word came in my mind [:D])
Well (again "well".. STOP, you cannot find that BAT) firstly, it is literally raining CATS and DOGS over here. I mean, yeah at home we call this type of rain a mild shower but who cares what we call it at home. WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO is my mantra and 'coz the ANGREZ call it a heavy shower, I would also do the same.
Secondly, since I don't follow football as religiously as cricket, I don't have much interest in the game. Now, all the billions and billions of my fans, who IDOLIZE me [:D], this does not mean that I am ridiculing the football game. I mean, how can one ridicule a game that is played across the world and acts as a FEVICOL JOD between different countries. I am just saying the degree of interest that I have developed in football is exponentially lesser than that I have developed for cricket (What a line boss!!!). B'coz of this lackadaisical attitude, my knowledge about football can be compared to that of Madhurii Dixit... oops, i mean MRS. MADHURI NENE in c# (c# is a programming language for all the fortunate guys..yeah, not software guys and gals for me are fortunate [:D]). Maybe, she knows more..
Anyways, time to wrap up this blog. My friends have arrived and it seems that Brazil have won the match by a slim margin of 1 - 0. So, all you hardcore Brazil fans, go out and party... Burst some crackers.. dance to the tunes of "CHAK DE INDIA" [:D]. After all, its BRAAAAAZZZZZZZIIIIIIIILLLLLLL.. ta ra ra ra ra... ta ra ra ra ra... BRAZZZZZIIIIIILLLL.. (Venga Boys song..)
P.S: After all the RAVE comments on my first 2 blog entries, I have finally decided that I need to increase the frequency of posting blogs [:D]. Heck, I would need to pull my socks till my waist now..
SPECIAL THANKS TO NITIKA AND NITIN AND SARITA FOR TAKING THERE TIME OUT AND PUTTING A COMMENT ON MY BLOG. Sarita, have taken a note of your suggestions and would try to implement them in my subsequent posts. After all, I am not as gabby or as grandiloquent as filles and (cow)boys think of me. I am laconic, concise, precise and would try to remain the same [:D]. Nitin, I would try to stop thinking about my readers and start working towards "speaking my heart out". But don't you think that i have done so already after cracking PAKAO and more PAKAO jokes [;)]. NITIKA, I have already replied to your comments. Would just like to say one more thing. You have got a beautiful blog and a beautiful HANDWRITING [:D]. Keep it up dear sis.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY DEAR SISTER-IN-LAW POOH, FOR INSPIRING ME TO ENTER THE FANTABULUOS WORLD OF BLOGGING. POOH, YOU WOULD NEVER FACE A COMPETITION FROM MY SIDE SIS AS YOU ARE A POET AND I IN MY DREAMS ALSO CANNOT DREAM OF BECOMING ONE. I THINK VERY HIGHLY OF THEM ('coz of the month's ration they bring home whenever they attend a KAVI SAMMELAN..ohh and multiple individual shoes also [:D].. Kiddin). NOW ALL MY READERS KNOW WHOSE HEAD THEY HAVE TO BASH... As we talk, many would be sharpening there knives and hockey sticks (now, how do you sharpen a hockey stick???) to gatecrash at your home.
Ok friends, this is Rohit signing out and please keep sending your fan mails.. [:D]
Thankyou... Talking about cricket bats, I recollect that today many of my friends have gone to see Brazil Vs Sweden "friendly" football match .. Now, don't you ask me this stupid question that how could I recollect information about football when I was talking about cricket bats.. Its elementary my dear Reader... Cricket happens to be India's unofficial national game and football, tat of England.. Now, since I am residing in England (for the time being), the aforementioned analogy came in my head. Simple. Isn't it?? [:D] ..naa na na na na.. I have hidden that cricket bat of yours. This great move has given me the CARTE BLANCHE of cracking EPJs (Extremely Poor / Phata Jokes). [;)]
Moving on, about seven of my friends have gone to watch this extremely "interesting" game. Now, don't you think that I was not invited. I was and that too very ceremoniously. No, you dud, they didn't take my footprints like the same are taken of a newly wedded wife. Something like, "Hey you.. yes you.. We have got an extra ticket and we are not able to sell it to somebody else (In other words, WE ARE NOT ABLE TO FIND ANY SUITABLE BAKRA). Now, you being the only Indian in immediate vicinity would have to purchase it. After all, KHARAB DINO MEIN EK INDIAN HI DUSRE INDIAN KE KAAM AATA HEIN.." The last line was sooo sentimental that it directly knocked at the gates of my heart. India... My India.. My Indians... I was overcome by emotions to such an extent that.. that.. that I ran away from there and when my friend asked me for my VERDICT, i CATEGORICALLY denied it..Reason: Overflowing emotions for the Indian community, which has prompted me to watch an Indian desi movie at home.. So here I am, watching CHAK DE INDIA for the umpteenth time and relishing the cold weather out here.. By the way, if you think that I am supporting movie piracy then your thought would have to take a back seat, for now, 'coz the DVD of CHAK DE INDIA has been released by the producers..
But, ad-hoc JINGOISTIC (read patriotic) feeling is not the only factor which has prompted me to turn down my friend's offer. You must have guessed it till now. No?? not till now? Ok, let me open the Pandora's box for you. (By the way, please explain to me the meaning of Pandora's box.. don't know from where did this word came in my mind [:D])
Well (again "well".. STOP, you cannot find that BAT) firstly, it is literally raining CATS and DOGS over here. I mean, yeah at home we call this type of rain a mild shower but who cares what we call it at home. WHEN IN ROME DO WHAT THE ROMANS DO is my mantra and 'coz the ANGREZ call it a heavy shower, I would also do the same.
Secondly, since I don't follow football as religiously as cricket, I don't have much interest in the game. Now, all the billions and billions of my fans, who IDOLIZE me [:D], this does not mean that I am ridiculing the football game. I mean, how can one ridicule a game that is played across the world and acts as a FEVICOL JOD between different countries. I am just saying the degree of interest that I have developed in football is exponentially lesser than that I have developed for cricket (What a line boss!!!). B'coz of this lackadaisical attitude, my knowledge about football can be compared to that of Madhurii Dixit... oops, i mean MRS. MADHURI NENE in c# (c# is a programming language for all the fortunate guys..yeah, not software guys and gals for me are fortunate [:D]). Maybe, she knows more..
Anyways, time to wrap up this blog. My friends have arrived and it seems that Brazil have won the match by a slim margin of 1 - 0. So, all you hardcore Brazil fans, go out and party... Burst some crackers.. dance to the tunes of "CHAK DE INDIA" [:D]. After all, its BRAAAAAZZZZZZZIIIIIIIILLLLLLL.. ta ra ra ra ra... ta ra ra ra ra... BRAZZZZZIIIIIILLLL.. (Venga Boys song..)
P.S: After all the RAVE comments on my first 2 blog entries, I have finally decided that I need to increase the frequency of posting blogs [:D]. Heck, I would need to pull my socks till my waist now..
SPECIAL THANKS TO NITIKA AND NITIN AND SARITA FOR TAKING THERE TIME OUT AND PUTTING A COMMENT ON MY BLOG. Sarita, have taken a note of your suggestions and would try to implement them in my subsequent posts. After all, I am not as gabby or as grandiloquent as filles and (cow)boys think of me. I am laconic, concise, precise and would try to remain the same [:D]. Nitin, I would try to stop thinking about my readers and start working towards "speaking my heart out". But don't you think that i have done so already after cracking PAKAO and more PAKAO jokes [;)]. NITIKA, I have already replied to your comments. Would just like to say one more thing. You have got a beautiful blog and a beautiful HANDWRITING [:D]. Keep it up dear sis.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY DEAR SISTER-IN-LAW POOH, FOR INSPIRING ME TO ENTER THE FANTABULUOS WORLD OF BLOGGING. POOH, YOU WOULD NEVER FACE A COMPETITION FROM MY SIDE SIS AS YOU ARE A POET AND I IN MY DREAMS ALSO CANNOT DREAM OF BECOMING ONE. I THINK VERY HIGHLY OF THEM ('coz of the month's ration they bring home whenever they attend a KAVI SAMMELAN..ohh and multiple individual shoes also [:D].. Kiddin). NOW ALL MY READERS KNOW WHOSE HEAD THEY HAVE TO BASH... As we talk, many would be sharpening there knives and hockey sticks (now, how do you sharpen a hockey stick???) to gatecrash at your home.
Ok friends, this is Rohit signing out and please keep sending your fan mails.. [:D]
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Thanks for showering your valuable words on me... I'm so honored!!!
And, as always, U rock!!
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